Fuck Lemons.

I was thinking today about everyone complaining about their life and shit and i realised that most people; When life hands them lemons, they till their heads back and squeeze them right in their eyes. Doesn't help them at all eh? Personally i see it as; Once, a while ago, life handed me some huge motherfuck off lemons, Rather then tilt my head back, i took a chainsaw to that motherfucking lemon tree. :) Since then i have been right..

Get out your axe, Your chainsaw, Your pick... Anything, and take to that fucking tree, Don't stop till all the leaves are torn from those branches. Then you will be 'Lemon free'

And more people should eat spicy food. It actually spices up your life ;)

" Living on earth may be expensive, but at least you get a free trip around the sun? "


FtW